Tuesday, January 20, 2009
today, i went for two geography classes and ate mac donalds breakfast. seriously, all i do is eat and go for classes. and when i am actually back in the staffroom (which is less than half an hour every single day cause we are always flying everywhere) i eat my meiji biscuits and yoghurt bars. by the way i walk to macs, eat my breakfast and walk back all within 35 minutes. i literally stuff everything in my mouth as quickly as i can. so my dear friends, if i seem fatter to you, i may actually BE fatter. i will appreciate it if you ignore my weight gain.
anyway, i have new surprises in school every single day. today, i realised that the male gender actually has feelings and emotions! the students who get sent out of class will actually come back in during the end of the lesson and apologise WILLINGLY to the teacher for disrupting their classes. as in, they are really sorry for their misbehaviour. how amazing is that. such good boys. i like.
in the morning during assembly, there was this discipline teacher scolding a student, asking him to cut his hair, if not she will cut for him.
he went, "maam, you cut hair NICE A NOT?"
-teacher looks as if she was going to faint-
CME was the highlight of the day. it was a lesson about trust. the class talked about "killer statements", statements said that make people lose their trust in another. they include "you look like a girl" (VERY BAD MEH) and "hairy gorilla" which reminded me of gloria (its a class joke). after that this boy was blind folded and made to walk round the class with the help of another classmate. the rest of the boys started making a lot of noise and tried to mislead him it was quite funny. then scenarios were given and the class was asked how they would respond to them.
one of them was - if someone trips and falls, what would you do, other than laugh at him?
someone said, "sit on him."
another said, "tell him, GOD GAVE YOU TWO EYEBALLS FOR WHAT!"
i wish with all my heart that i will never ever fall in front of a class of guys.
the three of us (the teachers) tried very very hard not to laugh. so funny.
but boys as i have mentioned can have emotions and feelings too, and be very very sweet.
another scenario was - if your friend failed his exams and is worried he might get transferred to the normal stream, what would you do?
someone said, "Ill pray for him."
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
and when someone said, "______'s grandma just passed away last week."
you could literally feel the whole atmosphere stiffen.
then one of the teachers asked, "so will you all be sarcastic to him?"
there was an uproar and they were like, "maam, you crazy ah!"
sooooooooooo cute. the sec twos. <3
and and and
they asked why there were three teachers in class, and my supervisor explained that whether i chose teaching as a career would depend on whether i liked them and the school or not.
they went, "NOO MAAM. DONT JOIN TEACHING!! YOU WILL AGE FASTER!!!"
HAHAHA.
one of the other teachers, "ehh. we still look seventeen okay."
"then why did you tell us you were 55? then how old's your husband?" (my supervisor is really young shes in her twenties i think)
"hes twenty something. i go for younger guys."
"eee. sugar mummy."
hahaha. i love my job =)
hui jun published at 1/20/2009 11:06:00 PM
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