Saturday, May 13, 2006
gosh. i seem to be having a very amusing week! mugged at amk library today. gosh and guess what this 29 year old dud was trying to chat me up! hes even older than mr t! eee. this is what i remember of the convo:
Him: It's raining.Me: ya.
You stay around here?hmm ya.
avenue 3 or 4?huh dunno. ( i didnt say i stayed in ave 3 or 4!)
why you dont wanna tell me?huh dunno.
Scared i do something to you issit?huh dunno.
Is your family very conservative?huh?
Of course not if not you wont be talking to stangers right?hmm ya. (dude, im 16 i can choose who i wanna talk to)
whats your name?hmm huijun.
there are only 2 reasons you are talking to me.1: you are giving me face.2. you are interested in me.i think its more of 1.hmm ya dunno. (thats pretty obvious)
you must think im having designs on you right?hmm dunno.
dont worry its just nice to have someone to talk to.hmm ya.
i never try anything funny on you right?hmm ya. (of course not la. if you do ill scream. and its a library.)
can i ask you something weird?yea?
do you wear revealing clothes?huh. dunno. no. (what's your definition of revealing?)
you born in 87, 88 or 89?huh dunno. (wa lao. do i look that old?)
is age a secret?dunno.
i am born in the year of snake. im 29. you?dunno.
are you sarcarstic at times?hmm dunno. (like duh. everyones sarcarstic at times)
some guys like sarcarstic girls.hmm ok.
so are you 17 or 18 this year?dunno.
girls my age are either married or too naggy. i like teenage girls.hmm ok. (oh no you are a psycho)
you have boyfriend?dunno. (to think you said you werent interested)
its very risky for guys my age to date teen girls. they usually dump the guy. I hate to be dumped.hmm ok. (ha. who likes being dumped?)
what kind of guys do you like? those who wear caps and walk around listening to mp3s? guys your age?hmm ya. (hahaha the posers? no way. but they are definitely better than weird 30 year old guys trying to chat up innocent little girls)
you know what. its very hard for me to read my book here. you are very distracting.hmm ok. (heyy. you are the one whos distracting me la. im trying to study here)
you are very nice to talk to.hmm ya. (sure. all i said was "hmm ya" and "ok")
i have to go now. can i contact you?erm. no. (wah. now you finally get to the main point)
so i cannot contact you anymore?hmm no.
oh. see you.yucks. hes worse than a***. i was writing on my notepad while he was attempting to talk to me la. and he just didnt get it. argh. waste my time.
met kelly on the way home today! my awesome going home from third lang partner in sec one. oh well.
hui jun published at 5/13/2006 10:44:00 PM
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